Monday, March 1, 2010

warnings

1. milk says caution may contain dairy
2. waring may become hot when turned on it says on the oven
3. peanut butter cookies waring contains peanuts
4. sun glasses say warning do not look directly in the sun
5. wood says be caustious of splinters

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

why the chicken crossed the road

1. to get to the other side
2. mit wanted to
3. someone said he couldnt
4. to get away from kfc
5. thats where the coop was

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

reasons for doing nothing

no money
nothing to do
no ride
no to do anything with
you live in owensboro

Monday, February 8, 2010

NO!!

there are hundreds of ways to say no without the word no its the only word that we have in english that others languages. literally there are 600 ways to say yes in chinese and no way to say nobut there are 5 ways to say yes in english and 600 to say no.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Macbeth

This is a blog about how much i hate Macbeth and for that matter all of shakespears work. I think shakespear was brilliant and that he deserves all the credit he gets for being a good writer but i dont see how it applies to real life its just a story we could be learning how to actually speak proper english and put the uneducated redneck stereotype to rest but no we read romeo and juliet and macbeth and julius cezar all stories that will never help us in real life except the recurring theme of never trust anyone thats my rant thatnks for reading.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

What is silly

something silly is something that is stupid dumb or rediculous its just a nice way of saying anything like that or just something you say when something is funny or makes you laugh.

Monday, February 1, 2010

snow

i think snow stinks its soooo cold and the only thing to do is walk in it and get colder and i hate it then we miss school and then when we should miss school we dont and everyone is mad and noone wants to work thats why i ahte school